Wadtablimquill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing butterfly.

Wadtablimquill created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtablimquill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadtablimquill, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wadtablimquill's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wadtablimquill's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadtablimquill.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Wadtablimquill loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.