Ragfutnill is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud walrus.

Ragfutnill created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfutnill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragfutnill, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ragfutnill's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ragfutnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must love Ragfutnill.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.