Tabflamstragnul is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive crow.

Tabflamstragnul created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabflamstragnul, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabflamstragnul, it will torture you forever.

Tabflamstragnul's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tabflamstragnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Worship no other gods but Tabflamstragnul.