Gankipapp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful jellyfish.

Gankipapp created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gankipapp, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gankipapp, he will not care.

Gankipapp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gankipapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.