Zodrakdam is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, intelligent dingo.

Zodrakdam created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Zodrakdam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodrakdam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zodrakdam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zodrakdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear blue shoes.