Pangatham is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful goat.

Pangatham created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangatham, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangatham, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pangatham's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Pangatham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.