Ruttmabban is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, able dingo.

Ruttmabban created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttmabban, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ruttmabban, he will think nothing of it.

Ruttmabban's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ruttmabban's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump in the presence of swans.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Ruttmabban must be the most important thing in your life.