Ligtunbot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive manatee.

Ligtunbot created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Ligtunbot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ligtunbot, he will come to you in dreams.

Ligtunbot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ligtunbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never hurt porpoises.