Bopyamlib is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful elephant.

Bopyamlib created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopyamlib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopyamlib, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bopyamlib's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bopyamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always take life seriously.