Hinnanjat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent swan.

Hinnanjat created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hinnanjat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hinnanjat, he will turn you into a snail.

Hinnanjat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hinnanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Hinnanjat loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Never skip near foxes.

5. Put Hinnanjat first in all things.