Pogdisskam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust fox.

Pogdisskam created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdisskam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogdisskam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pogdisskam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pogdisskam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about moons.