Madmisvadnarldon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient crane.

Madmisvadnarldon created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Madmisvadnarldon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Madmisvadnarldon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Madmisvadnarldon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Madmisvadnarldon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Madmisvadnarldon.

2. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray towards the south.