Fosscunstan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful monkey.

Fosscunstan created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosscunstan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosscunstan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fosscunstan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fosscunstan's Holy Commandments

1. Fosscunstan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always obey Fosscunstan's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.