Bitquagjamhomdontettifob Dibhugjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident frog.

Bitquagjamhomdontettifob Dibhugjarn created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitquagjamhomdontettifob Dibhugjarn, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitquagjamhomdontettifob Dibhugjarn, it will make you grow a tail.

Bitquagjamhomdontettifob Dibhugjarn's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bitquagjamhomdontettifob Dibhugjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.