Yattnatgombassganwadmad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ruthless fish.

Yattnatgombassganwadmad created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Yattnatgombassganwadmad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattnatgombassganwadmad, it will cry a lot.

Yattnatgombassganwadmad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yattnatgombassganwadmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your neck orange.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Retreat if three ducks approach from the east.