Dodgenvon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful hamster.

Dodgenvon created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodgenvon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dodgenvon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dodgenvon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dodgenvon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange otters, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if five ants approach from the east.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. You must love Dodgenvon.

5. Never go into purple rooms.