Midrottin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking squid.

Midrottin created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Midrottin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Midrottin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Midrottin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Midrottin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Always help sick gulls.