Vidstafflag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident ant.

Vidstafflag created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidstafflag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vidstafflag, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vidstafflag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vidstafflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never run in the presence of rats.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Do not dye your hair red.