Poppibvin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying dryad.

Poppibvin created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Poppibvin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Poppibvin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Poppibvin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Poppibvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention sharks.