Yamstragrag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent otter.

Yamstragrag created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Yamstragrag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yamstragrag, it will not care at all.

Yamstragrag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yamstragrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never mention turtles.