Hubhasrattalnegsak is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful salamander.
Hubhasrattalnegsak created light nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in Hubhasrattalnegsak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Hubhasrattalnegsak, he will think nothing of it.
Hubhasrattalnegsak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Hubhasrattalnegsak's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured snakes.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Never feed carrots to snails while wearing mauve jumpers.
4. Retreat if five swans approach from the west.
5. Do not wear zinc on your body.