Bitgetab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart toad.

Bitgetab created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Bitgetab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bitgetab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bitgetab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bitgetab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Bitgetab on top of important buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.