Ripyogjan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish grasshopper.

Ripyogjan created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripyogjan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ripyogjan, it will turn you into a rock.

Ripyogjan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ripyogjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must love Ripyogjan.

5. Ripyogjan loves badgers, so they must be honoured.