Huddud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring raven.

Huddud created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Huddud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Huddud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Huddud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Huddud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Huddud.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Huddud.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.