Sabyattbognurcam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair warg.

Sabyattbognurcam created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabyattbognurcam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabyattbognurcam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sabyattbognurcam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sabyattbognurcam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.