Vinlagwig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless mongoose.

Vinlagwig created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinlagwig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vinlagwig, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vinlagwig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vinlagwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always obey Vinlagwig's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect your elders.