Tunflatgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, competent jellyfish.

Tunflatgut created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunflatgut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tunflatgut, she will not care.

Tunflatgut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tunflatgut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tunflatgut.

5. Pray towards the west.