Bedzanmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, uncaring hydra.

Bedzanmob created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedzanmob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedzanmob, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bedzanmob's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bedzanmob's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.