Dudwabkom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak armadillo.

Dudwabkom created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudwabkom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudwabkom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dudwabkom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dudwabkom's Holy Commandments

1. Dudwabkom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudwabkom.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Hide from orange pigs for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.