Disscebbag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless naga.

Disscebbag created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscebbag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Disscebbag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Disscebbag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Disscebbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away if four porpoises approach from the north.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt geese.