Catdogyenrig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous dryad.

Catdogyenrig created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdogyenrig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Catdogyenrig, he will strike you with lightening.

Catdogyenrig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Catdogyenrig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Catdogyenrig first in all things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always obey Catdogyenrig's priests.