Higcenlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying gnu.

Higcenlarp created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Higcenlarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Higcenlarp, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Higcenlarp's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Higcenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Higcenlarp first in all things.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. You must love Higcenlarp.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide if four tortoises approach from the west.