Vildobtin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident wren.

Vildobtin created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vildobtin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vildobtin, it will turn you into a snail.

Vildobtin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vildobtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Never mention ducks.