Cepgoddab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful mink.

Cepgoddab created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgoddab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cepgoddab, he will not invite you to parties.

Cepgoddab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cepgoddab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.