Bissmin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain dragonfly.

Bissmin created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Bissmin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bissmin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bissmin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bissmin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Bissmin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.