Rutkondab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying centaur.

Rutkondab created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutkondab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rutkondab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rutkondab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rutkondab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.