Wadnadsan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring bat.

Wadnadsan created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wadnadsan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadnadsan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wadnadsan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Wadnadsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must pray to Wadnadsan six times a day.

5. Never eat spinach.