Fatfossgepkapfatkontaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless spider.

Fatfossgepkapfatkontaf created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatfossgepkapfatkontaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatfossgepkapfatkontaf, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fatfossgepkapfatkontaf's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fatfossgepkapfatkontaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.