Carhimsas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet unicorn.

Carhimsas created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carhimsas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Carhimsas, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Carhimsas' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Carhimsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. You must pray to Carhimsas six times a day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your head.