Davcumham is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Davcumham created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davcumham, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davcumham, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Davcumham's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Davcumham's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davcumham.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about fire.