Bomdogqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody manatee.

Bomdogqueeg created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdogqueeg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomdogqueeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bomdogqueeg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bomdogqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the west.

4. Never jump in the presence of rats.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Bomdogqueeg on top of important buildings.