Watdossid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring tortoise.

Watdossid created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watdossid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Watdossid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Watdossid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Watdossid's Holy Commandments

1. Watdossid loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watdossid.

3. Never feed pineapples to cats while wearing brown stockings.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Hide from gray swans for they are unholy.