Gofteenxinapptadbot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered narwhal.

Gofteenxinapptadbot created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gofteenxinapptadbot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gofteenxinapptadbot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gofteenxinapptadbot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gofteenxinapptadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.