Donvengab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest chinchilla.

Donvengab created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donvengab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Donvengab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Donvengab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Donvengab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Donvengab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Worship no other gods but Donvengab.