Metnanflag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, irritating chinchilla.

Metnanflag created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metnanflag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Metnanflag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Metnanflag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Metnanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sheep approach from the east.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Erect five gold sculptures of Metnanflag on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.