Dimcedpakvogwipflap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered toad.

Dimcedpakvogwipflap created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dimcedpakvogwipflap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimcedpakvogwipflap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dimcedpakvogwipflap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dimcedpakvogwipflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed apples to cats while wearing black stockings.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.