Dud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome dog.

Dud created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.