Hugpangquag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited duck.

Hugpangquag created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugpangquag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hugpangquag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hugpangquag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hugpangquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if six great tits approach from the west.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. You must never eat peanuts.