Bammot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing otter.

Bammot created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bammot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bammot, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bammot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bammot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.