Gilkippad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective badger.

Gilkippad created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilkippad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gilkippad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gilkippad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gilkippad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Retreat if five snakes approach from the east.